On Tuesday we decided that it wouldn't be right to visit the Salt Lake area without actually dipping a toe in the Great Salt Lake
2, itself. We didn't have any shovels or buckets, but were hoping for a nice afternoon at the beach. We were not disappointed
3.
The area was beautiful
4, and with the fragrant lake air, you could close your eyes and swear you were standing at a fish market on the Pacific Coast
5. Unlike the sandy beaches we're used to, the ground around the Lake featured hardened mud and visibly salty puddles
6, all of which left Josie absolutely tickled
7. The dry area around the Lake was quite large and left us with ample time for a pleasant family conversation
8.
When we reached the Lake
9, we were surprised to see it teeming with life
10. The gentle waves lapped at the beach with a surprising little flourish at the end
11. Given the heat and the fact that we were already tired from a long day
12, we decided to head back after taking in the view.
We had parked next to a majestic-looking building with a gift shop, and decided to stop in before heading back home. The building is a live entertainment venue, cleverly dubbed the
Saltair13. Inside, we discovered the history of the
Saltair, which was originally a gigantic venue called the Coney Island of the West
15 but that sadly caught fire in 1925 and 1931
16.
The new
Saltair was built in 1981 with a look all its own
17. The building has a Middle-Eastern feel, with some distinctly Western touches
18. The building has been renovated
19 and apparently still hosts concerts today. The signs in the bathroom warns people that cleaning one's clothes after swimming is prohibited as it would damage the plumbing
20.
After buying some trinkets for the children, we decided to head out. That visit to the Great Salt Lake will always be a vivid memory
21 for our family. It makes us look forward to our next visit to our local salty body of water, the Pacific Ocean.
1 It would be a real shame to let our visit to the Great Salt Lake go unblogged, and since Amber looks unlikely to cover it I will step in and blog.
2 To avoid giving visitors the wrong impression in the future, I would support any movement aimed at renaming the lake to the Big Salt Lake.
3 The children were, though.
4 More specifically, it was beautiful if you turned your back on the lake. Like everywhere else we went in Utah, if you just turn the other direction you will find a breathtaking mountain view. The Lake, itself, not so beautiful.
5 Unfortunately, it smelled as though the fish market had been shut down by health inspectors three days earlier, and all of the fish had been left to rot in the summer heat. To be fair, though, the smell could have been rotting seagulls rather than rotting fish. I stepped over at least four of them on the trek toward the water.
6 And dead seagulls.
7 At one point, Josie stopped and said, in a panicked voice, "Something is wrong! It's tickling my legs! Pick me up!" The ground literally made her skin crawl.
8 Some snippets of that conversation...
"Is this a toxic dumping site or something?"
"Should we even be here?"
"Why does it smell like this?"
9 We didn't actually reach the Lake before getting so disgusted that we had to leave with great haste, but we got close enough to see (and be disgusted) by it.
10 Gnats.
11 As the waves reached dry, hardened, rotten-fish-smelling land, thousands of gnats jumped a couple of feet in the air, producing a bizarre cloud of black dots that rose and fell in a wave across the horizon. It was much like you would see in a human wave in a baseball game, with everyone standing and raising their arms, one after the other, around the stadium. Only it was gnats. Tens of thousands of them. And probably rather than watching a baseball game, they were just sitting around, smelling the rotten fish.
12 And the fact that we would have to wade through tens of thousands of gnats to get to the water. And the knowledge that the rotten fish smell had to be coming from somewhere, and the Lake was a likely candidate, being a lake and all.
13 Presumably they chose Saltair because RottenFishBreeze would attract the wrong kind of crowd14.
14 Gnats.
15 From which I can only infer that Coney Island smells strongly of rotten hot dogs and is crawling with small insects.
16 It also suffered from a receding lake, and the new building was promptly flooded upon being rebuilt in 1981. You get the feeling someone was trying to tell them something.
17 If I had to describe that look in one word, I would choose the word "abandoned".
18 Hornet nests covering 75% of the south wall.
19 Sprayed for gnats. The gift shop cashier assured us that the place would be crawling with them otherwise. He also enlightened us about the nature of gnats, saying that, "The more you sweat, the more they'll be on you." Ah, Big Salt Lake and your charming gnats. We will never forget you.
20 I mean, seriously. People swim in that thing. And presumably come out of the water covered in gnats. And then can't wash up without damaging the plumbing.
21 And the gnats will live on in our nightmares.