It's been fascinating the past six or so months to watch Josie trying to find her way in this household full of people who are, for all intents and purposes, grown-ups. She acts most of the time as if she's about to be 17. Not in a bad way, but in a confident, fearless sort of way. She sees everything that everyone else is busy doing, and she has no doubt that she should have all those same fabulous opportunities, regardless of the fact that she's all of five.
The other night it was just her and me at home; everyone else was off at some function or another. She asked if she could watch something on TV and since I was still halfway dead with the flu, I happily obliged. Without thinking about it, she informed me that she was going to get on Hulu and watch
Modern Family, season 4, episode 7... the one where Haley gets arrested. Because that's her favorite episode ever.
Sometimes it's not easy seeing her grow up so fast.
And on the other hand, there are times when her attempts to make herself appear older than she is backfire and she just serves to remind us all what a youngin' she really is. Josie's been obsessed with this game on her iPod called
Draw Something. I haven't ever tried it myself (so I really shouldn't be the one to tell the story, but it's too good not to share), but my understanding is that it's an interactive game wherein you're given a choice of three or four things to draw for your partner, much like Pictionary, on your mobile device. The goal is to make the drawing as legible as possible so you and your partner can rack up the points.
Which is all well and good if you're playing with someone who can reliably draw, read and spell.
(That was a spoiler.)
Fast forward to this weekend. Andrew is stumped, trying to figure out Josie's drawing (as everyone else in the city has been all week--the rest of the family will get random texts from people, asking us to ask Josie what her drawing is). It's two half-moon shapes facing each other, with a line (or a crack, as it were) down the middle.
Somehow, he determines after countless incorrect guesses, based on the jumbled up letter choices available as a hint, that the drawing is of BOTOX. Perplexed, he goes back to Josie and asks her what she drew. Very non-nonchalantly, she replies, "buttocks."
Most people might take this as a sign and stop playing this game with her, but no. Everyone keeps going. On a subsequent turn yesterday, she draws this random blue grocery-bag-looking thing with a jagged top, and makes a note that it's not the right color (this is where I get confused, but I think you have to pay to upgrade to a full color palette). No one has any clue what it is, so I asked her directly. "Broccoli," she tells me. "With a U." But the letters needed to spell broccoli, even with a U, are not available.
Turns out it was BRUCE LEE.
Then there was the picture of two birds in a tree, one slightly higher than the other.
HYBRID.
Of course.